[Ciaphas Cain]

Yup. Mormons. Traditionally they stockpile a year's worth of canned vegetables and other goods.

A guy I used to work with once said that if things go to hell, all you would need to survive is a good gun and a good Mormon friend.

[Terry Mross]

If the shtf it’ll be the Mormons who’d better be armed. Their secret is out. Once the grocery shelves are empty we’re all going to their house.