Talk about an exciting adventure. Divvy up the booty for prizes. It sure beats arranging the deck chairs.
Issue volunteers crossbows: it’d take awhile for the pirates to realize they were under attack!
Most of the pirates are lazy shiftless dumb as dirt Somalians anyway. The only way they get away with piracy is because their victims are unarmed girly-men afraid to fight. Chop down the Somalians rat-a-tat-tat. No great loss, plenty more where they came from.