“A cow is a biological machine invented by humans to turn grass into steak.
All this negativity. Shouldn’t we just say “Thank you.”?
Now, fire up that grill...
A cow is a biological machine invented by humans to turn grass into steak.
We should build a statue to the magnificent domesticated cow.
Yummy, Yummy, cows...hmmmmmmmm.
I had a ribeye once at the Yachtsman at Disneyworld. THAT cow definitely needed a statue. It was perfect!