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To: UnwashedPeasant
I'll offer $350K and once closing has been finalized I'll commence to prepare the front yard for plowin'.

But only if a 25 year old Ellie Mae helps me.

28 posted on 08/08/2017 2:06:49 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (ObamaCare Works For Those Who Don't.)
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To: Gay State Conservative

Guess I shouldn’t have been surprised to find out she’d dated Elvis.


29 posted on 08/08/2017 2:15:08 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ....)
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To: Gay State Conservative

you kin smear a little molasses on the front gate and shoot flies from the front porch. Ricochet off that big rock to keep it sportin’.


31 posted on 08/08/2017 5:14:26 AM PDT by spiderpig (does whatever a SpiderPig does)
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