Oh, come on now! A tattoo can be very practical. Why, there was this country girl with her name beaded into her belt AND also as a tramp stamp across her lower back. How practical! Now her beau de jour is going to know what to call out at the appropriate moment, (I guess on more than one occasion, she heard the wrong name)
Hey-”Redneck girl got her name on the back of her belt”...
Sorry-couldn’t resist...