My friend said the fire department from town and his dad arrived about the same time. Think he still has welts on his backside from dads belt from 40 years ago.
Then there was the time I went pheasant hunting at a game farm.
As the sun was going down, some of the teenaged employees decided that It would be fun to grab some barn pigeons, soak them with lighter fluid, set them alight, and shoot them.
What do barn pigeons do when you turn them loose?
They fly back to the barn.
Alcohol was a factor.