Garak and Quark were the best!
“Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They’re a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.”
“But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty Klingon.” Quark from: The Siege of AR-558
Bashir: “What I want to know is that out of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which one’s weren’t?”
Garak: “My dear Doctor they’re all true.”
Bashir: “Even the lies?”
Garak: “Especially the lies.”
DS9 “The Wire”