This thread just cries out for post 1.
Just a good ol’ boy
Never meanin’ no harm
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law
Since the day he was born
Now he’s prison bound
Where he will be sold to LeRoy
He ain’t even fit for a dog pound
It won’t be like TV where he was replaced by Coy
He will be screaming when they have him on the ground.