Story does not make any sense. WTH? Why would an “American citizen” do such an insane act - UNLESS he’s a mule, carrying a load of cocaine, perhaps?
Or he was wearing a camera and this was going to be an awesome YouTube video.
Teenager, internet meme, put the pieces together.
And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling construction workers and their stupid dog.