Nothing like that heavy medallion resting on that big, thick chest carpet. :)
We’ve returned to the 70’s!
That was my first thought after I looked at the pictures. It is 1977 all over again. We used to call those polyester shirts “sperm shirts. For real 1977 authenticity the shirt should have winged collars (B-52 collars) and worn unbutton halfway to the navel with lots of medallions. The shirt must retain the smell of cigarettes. Another accessory that must be worn is a pair of angel flight pants with a Hebrew National salami stuffed into the crotch. White leisure suits will be coming back soon.
First thing I thought of, too-it may have been tacky, but it is still way more appealing to this female than the wussified metrosexuals with the bald waxed chests-I want a real man who acts like one and whose fur is intact-neckchain is optional...