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Women stranded all night on a tubing trip after believing the river they were on ran in a circle
Metro News ^ | 15 Jul 2016 | Tanveer Mann

Posted on 07/26/2017 12:41:55 PM PDT by Gamecock

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To: Cowboy Bob

Hey, the “lazy river” at the water park goes in a circle!


41 posted on 07/26/2017 1:08:05 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Safetgiver

The memory of Idi Amin Dada remains strong with Ugandans. Feed quite a few enemies to crocs.


42 posted on 07/26/2017 1:09:27 PM PDT by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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To: Gamecock

This thread is hilarious. Haven’t laughed so hard in a long time.

Rivers run in circles.
“Not knowing anything...”
Public school.
The sad thing is that due to Affirmative Action one of these geniuses could have a law degree and be FLOTUS 30 years from now.


43 posted on 07/26/2017 1:09:56 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam ("Negative people make healthy people sick." - Roger Ailes)
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To: Gamecock

City kidz. I’ve seen worse. Worse is when you don’t find the bodies until Spring.


44 posted on 07/26/2017 1:10:28 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Gamecock

Rivers that go in circles are lakes.


45 posted on 07/26/2017 1:13:56 PM PDT by bigbob (People say believe half of what you see son and none of what you hear - M. Gaye)
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To: Safetgiver

The fellows previous experience is with African rivers. So I understand why he has a fear of crocodiles and probably also snakes and hippos.


46 posted on 07/26/2017 1:14:26 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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To: Gamecock

told by someone at the Maple Island Road Bridge that “the river goes in a circle”

...Snicker...snort!

Someday I’m using that line.


47 posted on 07/26/2017 1:14:39 PM PDT by READINABLUESTATE ("If guns cause crime, there must be something wrong with mine." -Ted Nugent)
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To: Gamecock

The 19th Amendment was a mistake.


48 posted on 07/26/2017 1:15:52 PM PDT by JohnyBoy
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To: bigbob

>Rivers that go in circles are lakes.

Way too much work. They might lose some fat if they had to paddle in a lake.


49 posted on 07/26/2017 1:16:38 PM PDT by JohnyBoy
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To: Gamecock
it'll make for a great story to their grandchildren....

and of course, freepers have never ever done anything silly or stupid in their lives, bless their little hearts..

50 posted on 07/26/2017 1:16:39 PM PDT by cherry
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To: deadrock
No evil white men around for guidance?

Who do you think told them it ran in a circle?

51 posted on 07/26/2017 1:18:05 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (It's gonna be bloody.)
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To: Safetgiver
I have a Ugandan acquaintence who I jokingly asked if he wanted to go swimming during the recent heat wave. His First reaction was “ why do you want to execute Me?” When I explained I was only trying to be considerate, he asked how big are the crocs in the Schuykill. I gave up.

I was on a military mission in Africa, asked my driver about his experience with malaria.

He told me about his story, and of course how everybody in his country gets malaria.

A couple days later he asks me about where I am from. I told him it is much like his country. Hot, humid, mosquitoes... He stopped me to ask why, if we had mosquitoes, I asked him about malaria. He could not understand that our mosquitoes don't carry malaria.

52 posted on 07/26/2017 1:19:54 PM PDT by Gamecock ("We always choose according to our greatest inclination at the moment." R.C. Sproul)
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To: madison10

They put in way after the dams. I think this happened on the day before we went tubing last year on the Muskegon. They were all the talk among the tubers.


53 posted on 07/26/2017 1:21:44 PM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: Gamecock

Just missed getting a Darwin Award. Shucks!


54 posted on 07/26/2017 1:27:09 PM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation camp?)
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To: Gamecock

I bet they know all about Global Warming though.


55 posted on 07/26/2017 1:27:46 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (CNN IS ISIS.t)
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To: Gamecock
It was only when it started to get dark and their car was nowhere to be found that the women, who didn’t have a phone on them, decided to get out and wait for help on the riverbank.

Nobody brought their ObamaPhone?!!!

56 posted on 07/26/2017 1:30:13 PM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.L)
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To: Gamecock

I just laughed so hard that it hurt a little bit. someone told them that the river runs in a circle. bwaaahahahaha and they believed it.


57 posted on 07/26/2017 1:30:49 PM PDT by RC one (The 2nd Amendment is a doomsday provision, one designed for those exceptionally rare circumstances)
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To: azishot
3 ignint city wimmin head off on a circular rafting trip to nowhere

YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!

58 posted on 07/26/2017 1:32:48 PM PDT by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever)
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To: budj

Weird, I pictured blondes on a serious Snapchat buzz


59 posted on 07/26/2017 1:34:26 PM PDT by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever)
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To: Gamecock
They must be fans of the old Billy Preston song.


60 posted on 07/26/2017 1:36:18 PM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Donate monthly and end FReepathons.)
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