The Navy's newest, most sophisticated aircraft carrier doesn't have urinals

Business Insider ^ | July 24, 2017 | Christopher Woody

[Robert A Cook PE]

Do they flush with fresh water?
Salt water plugs up the drains from conventional urinals.

[Red Badger]

Can your pride!
Pee over the side!........................

[xzins]

Nothing like pee on the toilet seat

[fwdude]

The real question: do they all have tampon dispensers?

[red-dawg]

I guess it’s not called a head anymore.

[a fool in paradise]

Sit to pee?

[mountn man]

Imagine all the women b***ing about the men leaving the seats up.

That will be a court martialable offense.

[a fool in paradise]

How long before leaving the seat up is considered an offense?

[batterycommander]

All the ships I been on we pissed on the forward bulkhead. We sat on 2 Two by Fours on an open commode to $h!t.

[I want the USA back]

There are always going to be males in the Navy. It’s a good bet that the men will outnumber the women. Man is defined as having a swinging appendage used for urinating, and other purposes. It’s easy to aim the appendage, even on a pitching ship.
Common sense indicates that keeping some of the urinals is a good idea. Unfortunately, common sense is long gone from most of the institutions in the USA, including those under Trump.

[batterycommander]

All the ships I been on we pissed on the forward bulkhead. We sat on 2 Two by Fours on an open commode to $h!t.

[RegulatorCountry]

The description I recall from hearing about my dad’s stint aboard an aircraft carrier in Korea was that it was just a long, saltwater trough with seats suspended over some sections of it, with the waste just sent right back into the ocean. They used to play pranks like lighting a wad of toilet paper on fire atop a turd for the sheer amusement of hearing the guys downstream yelling as their butts and other rhyming appendages got singed one by one as it floated on down the line and eventually out to sea.

[Vaquero]

Nuclear powered vessels have loads of fresh water. They make it.

[RegulatorCountry]

For cleanliness sake all toilet seats should be spring loaded, that way no urine will get on them when women “hover.”

[Drew68]

All the ships I been on we pissed on the forward bulkhead. We sat on 2 Two by Fours on an open commode to $h!t.

Were you in Admiral Nelson's navy?

[Dilbert San Diego]

I hate to ask, but we’ve heard so much about “transsexual” people’s bathroom access recently. I hate to ask how “trans” people do their business, but look for lawsuits if somehow these bathrooms don’t accommodate the tiny fraction of sailors who may be “trans” and demand their equal rights.

[JBW1949]

He was exactly right...I remember the same thing...LOL

[rktman]

Most Navy ships make fresh water.

[RegulatorCountry]

They’re both sitzpinklers regardless of whether they’re coming or going.