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1 posted on 07/16/2017 7:13:15 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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Even one contact irritates the crap out of my eyes.


2 posted on 07/16/2017 7:16:11 AM PDT by IronJack
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I am wondering how much time she and whoever she may have called spent crawling on the floor looking for ANOTHER misplaced lens.

I want that Dr treating me?? Affirmative Action Hire??

“SHE should have been feeling some discomfort”

No crap Batman. Ya think she should have been discomforted in any way??

Oh yea, how many years since she had an eye exam under that wonderful medical system?


3 posted on 07/16/2017 7:17:21 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98)"Thinking is the hardest work there is-probably why so few people engage in it. H. Ford")
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To: BenLurkin

I am wondering how much time she and whoever she may have called spent crawling on the floor looking for ANOTHER misplaced lens.

I want that Dr treating me?? Affirmative Action Hire??

“SHE should have been feeling some discomfort”

No crap Batman. Ya think she should have been discomforted in any way??

Oh yea, how many years since she had an eye exam under that wonderful medical system?


4 posted on 07/16/2017 7:17:21 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98)"Thinking is the hardest work there is-probably why so few people engage in it. H. Ford")
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At one time the saying was the sun NEVER set on the British Empire (Flag).

Well folks, better round up a good copy of taps cause the sun getting ready to set on the Empires home ground.


5 posted on 07/16/2017 7:26:14 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98)"Thinking is the hardest work there is-probably why so few people engage in it. H. Ford")
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To: BenLurkin

How was she able to obtain contact lenses without a prescription? I am required to see my eye doctor every year to order a new batch.


6 posted on 07/16/2017 7:35:22 AM PDT by mplsconservative
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She is a dumba$$.


7 posted on 07/16/2017 7:41:43 AM PDT by Man from Oz
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This story reminds me of a service call I performed on a woman’s security system years ago. She was complaining her smoke detector kept going off. I opened the smoke detector and at least 15 cockroaches fell out. “This could be your problem, ma’am.”


11 posted on 07/16/2017 7:51:45 AM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: BenLurkin

Was her eye Buldging?

Murine can only do so much.


13 posted on 07/16/2017 7:53:47 AM PDT by EnglishOnly (Fight all out to win OR get out now.)
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To: BenLurkin

You were supposed to take them out when you changed lenses?


14 posted on 07/16/2017 7:57:59 AM PDT by Yaelle (We have a Crisis of Information in this country. Our enemies hold the megaphone.)
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16 posted on 07/16/2017 8:01:58 AM PDT by AbolishCSEU (Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
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Onset of Alzheimers, or overuse of ‘nerve pills’ just maybe.


17 posted on 07/16/2017 8:09:35 AM PDT by lee martell
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Reminds me of one musket retrieved from the Gettysburg battlefield had 23 minie balls loaded into it. The soldier didn’t realize it had misfired and kept trying to load it.


25 posted on 07/16/2017 9:31:52 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity - Pres. Eisenhower)
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