Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
Ok, you win!!!
LOL—literally!
Two Polish hunters are in the woods (yes, it’s a Polish joke) and having no luck together they decide to separate to see if they can find some deer. One tells the other to fire three shots in the air if he gets lost. That is exactly what happens and it takes three days for search teams to find the lost hunter. When asked why he didn’t fire three shot into the air in order to be found he replied “I only have two arrows left”!