There is a 90% chance that the perps are gypsies, who are completely disgusting and hail not from Egypt, as is popularly believed, but from India originally.
it is astonishing to me that people romanticize their lifestyle but that is true.
If you look at a common crucifix you’ll notice that a single nail pierces not one but both of Jesus’s feet; on the way to the crucifixion Jesus stumbled and one of the nails was lost:
the gypsies believe that the boy in the crowd who recovered the Lost nail was a gypsy and this nail recovery is an indulgence from God that the Gypsies may steal with Divine impunity.
so while the gypsies ordinarily steal quite a bit, every year on Good Friday they conduct an absolute orgy of stealing wherever they are.
they usually make a group trip of it, usually by van and bus to a series of shopping malls Etc.
>>romanticize their lifestyle
Only until they get “gypped” - then the allure seems to wear off.