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1 posted on 07/10/2017 4:29:54 AM PDT by C19fan
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These people are beyond stupid. Of all sharks to do that with, a Tiger Shark has to be one of the worst.


2 posted on 07/10/2017 4:50:21 AM PDT by rlmorel (Donald Trump: Making Liberal Heads Explode 140 Characters At A Time.)
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bkmk


3 posted on 07/10/2017 4:51:05 AM PDT by sauropod (I am His and He is Mine)
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“But it was a small shark!”


4 posted on 07/10/2017 4:53:38 AM PDT by rlmorel (Donald Trump: Making Liberal Heads Explode 140 Characters At A Time.)
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Dumb a$$. If your gonna be dumb you better be tough!


5 posted on 07/10/2017 5:09:26 AM PDT by Afterguard (Deplorable me!)
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Hold my beer.


6 posted on 07/10/2017 5:13:55 AM PDT by Dave911
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My jaw didn’t drop. The next person who uses the expression “jaw dropping” gets his broken.


7 posted on 07/10/2017 5:19:43 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Acting constantly in contradiction with one's human nature is de facto evidence of insanity.)
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He got this from a Hemingway novel ... A Farewell to Arms.


8 posted on 07/10/2017 5:23:08 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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By the toe? Yes.
By the tail? Not so much.

Hillary would have won if she hadn’t mixed those up.


10 posted on 07/10/2017 5:39:30 AM PDT by xander (President Trump's oiling America's gears with Liberal tears)
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You don’t tug on Superman’s cape
You don’t spit into the wind
You don’t pull the mask off that ole Lone Ranger
and you don’t mess around with uh sharks


11 posted on 07/10/2017 5:45:13 AM PDT by xp38
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“You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t spit in the wind, you don’t pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and you don’t mess with that fin.”


15 posted on 07/10/2017 6:29:30 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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Every other story about the dumbest thing anyone ever did can always be appended with “but at least I didn’t try to grab a live tiger shark in the water with my bare hands”.


16 posted on 07/10/2017 7:07:09 AM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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Riddle: "What's the difference between a condom and a shark?

Answer: You don't F**K with a shark!

I thought everybody knew that.

18 posted on 07/10/2017 7:53:49 AM PDT by capt. norm (Two can live as cheaply as one...but for only half as long)
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If you quit posting these crap non-intelligence reports FR might speed up a bit.


19 posted on 07/10/2017 8:08:21 AM PDT by RideForever
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“Viciously” bites the man.. Dumb ass jorno, the shark was defending itself.


22 posted on 07/10/2017 1:09:47 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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