“She’s wrong! Climate change causes toenail fungus and
habitual masturbation. Probably tooth decay too. “
Oh my god. Climate change is for real.
Good grief, you're right!
I wasn't thinking.
Now I simply must convince more attractive females
of the necessity of my company in the evenings.
Wait till I tell tell them about those
long dark and cold winter nights.
They'll be begging me to stay over after dinner.