So what if you just want to go and see the world? Write poetry under an oak tree in Colorado? No diploma?
“So you see, Mudhead, with countersubversive educational priorities out there, it really helps our side to re-enlist!”
“Is that what you’re going to do when you graduate, Porgie?”
“Heck, no! I’m going to climb up a tree, cut the soles off my shoes, and learn to play the flute!”