[Secret Agent Man]

Of course nasa isnt hiding children on mars.

First they cant even get astronauts to the space station, much less anywhere else.

Second, they hand the children over to aliens, who then transport the kids to mars. /s

[Timpanagos1]

And what about the federally regulated child safety seats?

Do all the kids have to be in their seats for the entire ride?

Or did Congress exempt NASA from such regulation?