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Man thrown from inner tube manages not to spill beer in rapids
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| June 30, 2017
| Ben Hooper
Posted on 07/01/2017 8:15:56 AM PDT by JoeProBono
A man floating an Oregon river was thrown out of his inner tube by some turbulent rapids, but he heroically managed to save his beer.
A video filmed by Loren Ruark this month shows a man escaping from the heat by floating the Willamette River in an inner tube.
The man hits some turbulent rapids, which send him tumbling out of the tube. The man's entire body ends up underwater -- except for one arm, which holds his beer out of the water.
The rapids-riding man is able to climb back into the tube without spilling his beverage and victoriously sips his beer as he continues to float.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Outdoors; Sports
KEYWORDS: beer
To: JoeProBono
“Honey, don’t bother holding my beer. Watch this!” LOL!
(I hope I am first with a joke of that nature).
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posted on
07/01/2017 8:20:39 AM PDT
by
proud American in Canada
( God Bless America (Trump: I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
To: JoeProBono
12 oz gyroscopic stable platform.
The human mind is an incredible thing.
To: JoeProBono
It was probably a Coors Light, which is basically water, anyway.
To: Keeper of the Turf
The only Beer that tastes worse that Coors Light is Michelob Ultra. Drank one once and I was begging for a Schlitz.
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posted on
07/01/2017 8:33:05 AM PDT
by
Kickass Conservative
( THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
To: Keeper of the Turf
If it was he would a been charged for polluting a river
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posted on
07/01/2017 8:37:27 AM PDT
by
CGASMIA68
To: Keeper of the Turf
Yeah, he may still be holding the can, but it is mostly river water by the time he is done.
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posted on
07/01/2017 8:41:14 AM PDT
by
Defiant
(The media is the colostomy bag where truth goes after democrats digest it.)
To: proud American in Canada
“When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro.”
—Hunter S Thompson
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posted on
07/01/2017 8:42:41 AM PDT
by
Noumenon
("Only the dead have seen an end to war.")
To: Keeper of the Turf
If it was he would a been charged for polluting a river
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posted on
07/01/2017 8:43:43 AM PDT
by
CGASMIA68
To: CGASMIA68
whoops hit the back button
To: Defiant
It was probably river water, or worse, when he started.
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
07/01/2017 8:46:23 AM PDT
by
Lurker
(America burned the witch.)
To: Noumenon
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posted on
07/01/2017 8:47:43 AM PDT
by
Lurker
(America burned the witch.)
To: JoeProBono
Must be a slow news day but it is appropriate for this long holiday weekend. I’m gonna share it too. ;)
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posted on
07/01/2017 8:58:33 AM PDT
by
Boomer
("Based on the impotent shrieking of the Never Trump bedwetters"....)
To: Noumenon
“When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro.” —Hunter S Thompson Great quote! :)
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posted on
07/01/2017 9:33:50 AM PDT
by
proud American in Canada
( God Bless America (Trump: I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
To: proud American in Canada
Awesome! Here’s your trophy!!
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posted on
07/01/2017 2:43:36 PM PDT
by
blu
(If you don't read the story at the link, don't comment. Your ignorance will be on display-except Laz)
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