Residents doing long rotations in big city ERs can get pretty cynical. I wish I could remember some of the examples he gave me, they were hilarious.
Moms get great ideas from medical files and magazines, such as: Gonorrhea (GuNORrea) and Syphilis(SiFIlas) for twins, Pajama (PAjuma), and Formica Dinette. I kid you not. I taught in the inner city of Chicago.
Orangello, Lemongello, Syphilis (Sah-file-us)