I sell paperclips. I really like selling paperclips, as there are never any warranty issues...
At last I found you. That last box I got, I have some issues. You do know about an implied warranty of fitness for purpose. You might be under the impression that you are selling paperclips just to, well, clip together papers. But you know as well as I do that there are many intended uses for paperclips, and just sometimes the paperclip fails to perform the function for which it was purchased...