Posted on 06/19/2017 3:16:58 PM PDT by Del Rapier
I read a cool survivalist story about a farmer who kidnapped his child’s murderer, (who was a federal agent) and fed him alive to his hogs, little by little, and using molasses on the agents toes to entice the hogs.
Stories like that always give me a warm fuzzy.
“Hog Hungers for Hungover Hombre’s Hand”.
Yours was way better.
If you just come right out and say it, you ruin the magic!
You killed a bear with your hands.
WITH. YOUR. HANDS.
And now you flee from a pig.
all my heroes are gone!
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