And when dogs have psychological problems, they are taken to a dog with the proper training.
KINESON to audience: I have never understood this whole thing about dog psychologists. What is that? I could do that job. DOG OWNER: Doctor, something is wrong with my dog. He isn't eating...he seems listless, doesn't want to play with his toys...I think Buster is depressed! DOG PSYCHOLOGIST: Okay sir, I will bring him in for a session. Come on, Buster. Come with me. (Sound of door closing, foot kicking, followed by dog yelp) DOG PSYCHOLOGIST: YOU'RE A DOG! YOU SLEEP ON THE FLOOR! YOU CRAP ON THE LAWN! YOU EAT FROM A BOWL! GET OVER IT!