Posted on 06/15/2017 4:01:25 PM PDT by rickmichaels
English Thunderbird has a classier name.
The only thing he had with him was a bottle of cheap wine (can't recall the name) whose label boasted of the fact that its grapes were grown in Ohio.
Not California...or Australia...or France.
Ohio
I laughed for hours.
What ever happened to Boone’s Farm?
Boone’s farm is rated not a true bum wine
Not enough alcohol
They compare it to kool aid
Only the rich are entitled to buy wine. The purchasers of this product are obviously reaching above their station. Or so, seem to say, the limousine liberals.
Maybe we need to start exporting King Cotton Peach Wine to Canada. Or Thunderbird, the original viral marketing product.
We have bunches of homeless people in the neighborhood where I live and not a single bottle of Pale Dry Select has ever been sold here. The homeless are everywhere. They live in tents by the river and shop at the local supermarket. No Pale Dry Select anywhere.
Boone’s Farm was what one used to drink before one’s 18th birthday. For some reason, one never seemed to get carded for it. Looks like they’ve slapped the label on a flavored beer/malt liquor now, and leave the wine out of it.
I drank it all in 1993.
Whatever happened to Fred Sanford’s favorite, industrial strength Ripple?
Or Annie Green Springs two top sellers, Mellow Days and Easy Nights?
So, the Canadian homelEss have some hoity-toity taste in wine, eh?
I remember a fellow I once knew telling me a story about going into a pretty fancy liquor store on the East Side of Manhattan, and tying himself in knots asking the clerk did they have the Mogen David blah, blah, etc. and the clerk hissing at him through clenched teeth: no man, we don’t have no Mad Dog here!
Champagne and Ripple, Champipple. Or his favorite wine, booze yo lay.
Ummmm - cheaper products are generally bought by people of lesser means. If they want to go this route, they need to start raising prices for cheap liquor, slums/tenements, etc, so poor people don’t get to use them.
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