From June 16, 2010
Words of wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy...
“Even after the recent Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns aren’t smart. I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats is a genius”.
Puns for Educated Minds
1.
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired
his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan
island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a
whisky-maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber-band pistol was
confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math
disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be
stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited
for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result
in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a
tie.
9. A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall. The police are
looking into it.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a
banana.