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Jerry Seinfeld turns down three hugs from Kesha
Fox News Reuters ^ | June 7 2017 | Fox News

Posted on 06/07/2017 1:40:55 PM PDT by pfflier

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To: Yo-Yo

“Would I turn down a free hug from Kesha?”

She has crazy eyes.


21 posted on 06/07/2017 2:25:50 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("“In America, we don’t worship government, we worship God.”" DJT)
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To: arrogantsob

“WKRP had a few episodes that I laughed as much but not with the consistency of Seinfeld.”

WKRP Thanksgiving Day episode to me is still the funniest sitcom episode ever.


22 posted on 06/07/2017 2:26:29 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("“In America, we don’t worship government, we worship God.”" DJT)
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To: Larry Lucido

“I’m like Richard Dawson down there.”

Show me PUDDING!!


23 posted on 06/07/2017 2:27:23 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("“In America, we don’t worship government, we worship God.”" DJT)
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To: Yo-Yo

I heard her big hit in 2009. She has 350 million views of it on the video. It was called Tik Tok. she says she was absolutely “plastered and staggering home after partying. She decided to make a song out of her misspent hours. It is a rapid fire delivery of a party girl, sobering up and getting out there and doing it all over again. Yes, it does seem that it was a one shot. The hardest thing must be for a person to have reached the dizzying heights- then nothing evolves. Then Seinfeld plays the virgin (chuckle).


24 posted on 06/07/2017 2:34:42 PM PDT by Peter Libra
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To: pfflier

His body his choice.


25 posted on 06/07/2017 2:52:34 PM PDT by Trod Upon (Government employees and welfare recipients are both net tax consumers. Often for life.<i>)
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To: PGR88

I mean he was trying to be polite about it, but she couldn’t take the hint.


26 posted on 06/07/2017 2:54:31 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: EQAndyBuzz

It’s like, `Never stik your dik in a crazy chik.’


27 posted on 06/07/2017 2:55:52 PM PDT by tumblindice ("Fight for your country." Hector)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

“WKRP Thanksgiving Day episode to me is still the funniest sitcom episode ever.”

Me too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH0gcYgqOgM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLwidmacaRA


28 posted on 06/07/2017 3:11:06 PM PDT by lizma2
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To: Red Badger
He may be a germaphobe like Howie Mandel.

Or "Monk". :-)

29 posted on 06/07/2017 3:14:03 PM PDT by Oatka
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To: humblegunner
That's easy, I didn't use the media count.

I counted one more attempt when she approached him where her arm was behind his back before she asked.

30 posted on 06/07/2017 3:24:51 PM PDT by pfflier
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To: pfflier

He supports Kathy Griffith. Maybe seeing his wife’s head would change his mind?


31 posted on 06/07/2017 3:28:17 PM PDT by minnesota_bound
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To: pfflier

Ah, so you admit to changing the title.

Well done. You should be horsewhipped.

Do you go down to the car dealership and rename the cars?
Go to the movies and rename a film?

Horsewhipped. Yep.


32 posted on 06/07/2017 3:31:31 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner
Do you go down to the car dealership and rename the cars?

I renamed my Fiero the turkey-lemon. I should be horsewhipped for buying a Fiero maybe.

33 posted on 06/07/2017 3:39:17 PM PDT by pfflier
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To: Yo-Yo
Elaine Benes, does Kesha have "real" or "fake" breasts?


34 posted on 06/07/2017 3:46:25 PM PDT by newfreep ("If Lyin' Ted was an American citizen, he would be a traitor.")
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To: pfflier

Seinfield needs new material

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUtD3Hr6cPg


35 posted on 06/07/2017 4:01:08 PM PDT by GraceG ("It's better to have all the Right Enemies, that it is to have all the Wrong Friends.")
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Jerry Seinfeld turns down three hugs from Kesha

After the third denial, some say a rooster was heard crowing.

36 posted on 06/07/2017 4:41:33 PM PDT by pepsi_junkie
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To: pfflier

37 posted on 06/07/2017 4:45:02 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Reset Underway!)
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To: pepsi_junkie

Oohh, that’s in the Bible!


38 posted on 06/07/2017 5:14:25 PM PDT by JohnnyP (Thinking is hard work (I stole that from Rush).)
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To: Boogieman
Anyone who watched Seinfeld knows he is a bit of a germophobe. Obviously “Kesha” is not a big fan if she didn’t know that.

Watching Jerry's "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" series, he often has guests who are colleagues and friends with whom he has shared decades of experiences... and he usually seems aloof even with them. A fairly mild neurosis, but plain for all to see.

39 posted on 06/07/2017 5:21:10 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: pfflier

Jerry accidentally knocked Kesha`s toothbrush into the toilet, retrieved it, put it back and never told her it was in the toilet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYcO_LjU_u8


40 posted on 06/07/2017 5:51:26 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 ((("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione."))))))
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