Pharmacy School.
I was pre-med for a while until the odds of getting accepted in the era of full-bore Affirmative Action sunk in.
The options suggested then were Dental school or Mortuary Science.
I did neither but gotta say, being an undertaker is a pretty sweet gig, once you get past the obvious. High earning potential, flexible hours (although not under your control), and predictablilty. When’s the last time you heard of a funeral home filing for bankruptcy?