[Deplorable American1776]

In London: '999, what your emergency?'

Caller: 'People are here with guns and bombs. They might be Terrorists'

999 operator: 'The terrorists you say? No, we will have to arrest you for being an Islamicphobe.'

In America: '911, what's your emergency?'

Caller:'I just shot some terrorists who had guns and bombs. They were threatening people here.'

911 operator: 'Great job. Anymore terrorists near you?'

[dfwgator]

In London: '999, what your emergency?'

I thought they changed the number to 0118 999 881 99 9119 725..........3.