[I want the USA back]

OK. So we can’t eat animals, and now we can’t eat vegetables. Start chomping on dirt. OOPS! can’t do that! worms and bacteria!

[UCANSEE2]

So we can’t eat animals, and now we can’t eat vegetables.

Animal, vegetable, mineral.

So, we are left with eating rocks.

Let me check.....

... no, that's out too.