I agree with all the others who say she'd look claasy in a potato sack. Wouldn't it be a hoot if she DID buy a dress from WalMart, tell no one, until all the oohs and ahs start - and then tell them.
She should try something like that, to shut up the “OMG she’s elitist in her $50K jacket” critics. Throwing them off would be hilarious.