Early one morning a cop sees a naked man with a cowboy hat and boots walking around town. He asks him what he's doing and the man replies a woman told him to do it.
"I was having a beer last night in a bar when this woman took me home.She told me to take my clothes off, so I did. Then she said, 'cowboy, put on your hat, so I did. Then she said, cowboy, put on your boots, so I did. Then she took off her clothes and said: cowboy, go to town!' So I did."
The same woman hired the next cowboy she met at the same bar.
But she was disappointed with his work, so she decided to surprise him alone one night in the bunkhouse.
“Hey cowboy. Take off my shoes. And hat.” she said.
“Now, my jeans and top.
And my silk wild rag.”
“OK, if I catch you wearing my clothes again, you’re fired.”
No luck with men/