Good dog!
Back in grad school, many years ago, I thought about establishing the Journal of Rejected Research and charging a large fee per page to publish pretty much anything, as long as the author could provide at least one notice of rejection from a genuine periodical (must have one’s standards, you know). I figured the JRR could support me through school, but I never got around to investing the time.
Handling journal submissions is a ruff job, but the whole issue gives one paws when considering it.