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I stayed up way to late tonight.
1 posted on 05/23/2017 10:31:14 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: windcliff; stylecouncilor

Crappy story ping.


2 posted on 05/23/2017 10:36:23 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: Rebelbase

AnalTech. Maybe they were trying to create a ‘movement’ or an Ad.


3 posted on 05/23/2017 10:43:31 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Rebelbase

At least it wasn’t called Penetrode.


4 posted on 05/23/2017 10:47:52 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: Rebelbase

What is that about story titles that say it all?


5 posted on 05/23/2017 10:49:21 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Rebelbase

I see the front cover of this rag every day at 7-11.

A suitable story for NYDN.


7 posted on 05/23/2017 10:53:34 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: Rebelbase

Has to be one of the worst company names of all time, unless they want to boast of their “anal” expertise.... actually, it seems that they derive their name from “analytics”....

http://blog.chron.com/sciguy/2009/01/should-analtech-change-its-name/


8 posted on 05/23/2017 11:02:24 PM PDT by Enchante (Searching throughout the country for one honest Democrat....)
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To: Rebelbase

Talk about a colonic!


10 posted on 05/23/2017 11:05:26 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: Rebelbase

Ruck Ro...


12 posted on 05/23/2017 11:52:38 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Rebelbase

Analtech specialises in sphincteritis...


13 posted on 05/23/2017 11:53:20 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Rebelbase

Ruck Recked into Analtech on the Hershey Highway...


14 posted on 05/23/2017 11:54:15 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Rebelbase

The company’s seminiferous tablodial buttnoids must have been injured in the accident accounting for the bad odor.
It makes perfect sense. We all take the little blue gnomes for granted until they stop working.


15 posted on 05/23/2017 11:56:57 PM PDT by tumblindice ("Fight for your country." Hector)
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To: Rebelbase

16 posted on 05/23/2017 11:58:49 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Rebelbase

In college we had a class called Analytical Techniques. Of course, we all called it Anal Tech.


17 posted on 05/24/2017 12:23:55 AM PDT by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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To: Rebelbase

The only thing that company has to do with asses are the ones who named it.


18 posted on 05/24/2017 1:20:08 AM PDT by mindburglar (When Superman and Batman fight, the only winner is crime.)
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To: Rebelbase

Not buying it.


19 posted on 05/24/2017 1:54:54 AM PDT by Bullish (May as well just rename Hollywood---> Hypocrite city)
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To: Rebelbase
Before any more juvenile humor . . .

"In 1964, the company paid a marketing firm to come up with a different name. They said, 'Well, you guys do Analytical Technology – why don’t you put the two words together and call it ‘AnalTech!' ” However, the spokesperson admitted that "AnalTech faces certain challenges because of the 'juvenile' humor that has developed in the past few decades and current web filters that may block the company name" and has considered rebranding as a result.

Now we can continue with the juvenile humor.

20 posted on 05/24/2017 2:48:44 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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To: Rebelbase
a car crash involving two pickup trucks sent one of the vehicles inside the AnalTech building of Newark, Del., leaving a giant hole.

First Guy: "So the crash left the vehicles drivable?"
Second Guy: "No. Rectum."

22 posted on 05/24/2017 3:31:55 AM PDT by Oratam
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To: Rebelbase
Image and video hosting by TinyPic Yeah baby! Yum, a juicy Anus burger *smacking lips
26 posted on 05/24/2017 1:33:44 PM PDT by tumblindice ("Fight for your country." Hector)
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To: Rebelbase

Nothing more dangerous than a runaway ruck.


27 posted on 05/24/2017 1:36:19 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Reset Underway!)
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