I stayed up way to late tonight.
1 posted on
05/23/2017 10:31:14 PM PDT by
Rebelbase
To: windcliff; stylecouncilor
To: Rebelbase
AnalTech. Maybe they were trying to create a ‘movement’ or an Ad.
To: Rebelbase
At least it wasn’t called Penetrode.
4 posted on
05/23/2017 10:47:52 PM PDT by
Trillian
To: Rebelbase
What is that about story titles that say it all?
To: Rebelbase
I see the front cover of this rag every day at 7-11.
A suitable story for NYDN.
7 posted on
05/23/2017 10:53:34 PM PDT by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
To: Rebelbase
8 posted on
05/23/2017 11:02:24 PM PDT by
Enchante
(Searching throughout the country for one honest Democrat....)
To: Rebelbase
10 posted on
05/23/2017 11:05:26 PM PDT by
Bob434
To: Rebelbase
12 posted on
05/23/2017 11:52:38 PM PDT by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Rebelbase
Analtech specialises in sphincteritis...
13 posted on
05/23/2017 11:53:20 PM PDT by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Rebelbase
Ruck Recked into Analtech on the Hershey Highway...
14 posted on
05/23/2017 11:54:15 PM PDT by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Rebelbase
The company’s seminiferous tablodial buttnoids must have been injured in the accident accounting for the bad odor.
It makes perfect sense. We all take the little blue gnomes for granted until they stop working.
15 posted on
05/23/2017 11:56:57 PM PDT by
tumblindice
("Fight for your country." Hector)
To: Rebelbase
16 posted on
05/23/2017 11:58:49 PM PDT by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Rebelbase
In college we had a class called Analytical Techniques. Of course, we all called it Anal Tech.
17 posted on
05/24/2017 12:23:55 AM PDT by
real saxophonist
( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
To: Rebelbase
The only thing that company has to do with asses are the ones who named it.
18 posted on
05/24/2017 1:20:08 AM PDT by
mindburglar
(When Superman and Batman fight, the only winner is crime.)
To: Rebelbase
19 posted on
05/24/2017 1:54:54 AM PDT by
Bullish
(May as well just rename Hollywood---> Hypocrite city)
To: Rebelbase
Before any more juvenile humor . . .
"In 1964, the company paid a marketing firm to come up with a different name. They said, 'Well, you guys do Analytical Technology why dont you put the two words together and call it AnalTech!' However, the spokesperson admitted that "AnalTech faces certain challenges because of the 'juvenile' humor that has developed in the past few decades and current web filters that may block the company name" and has considered rebranding as a result.
Now we can continue with the juvenile humor.
20 posted on
05/24/2017 2:48:44 AM PDT by
Pollster1
("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
To: Rebelbase
a car crash involving two pickup trucks sent one of the vehicles inside the AnalTech building of Newark, Del., leaving a giant hole.First Guy: "So the crash left the vehicles drivable?"
Second Guy: "No. Rectum."
22 posted on
05/24/2017 3:31:55 AM PDT by
Oratam
To: Rebelbase

Yeah baby! Yum, a juicy Anus burger *smacking lips
26 posted on
05/24/2017 1:33:44 PM PDT by
tumblindice
("Fight for your country." Hector)
To: Rebelbase
Nothing more dangerous than a runaway ruck.
27 posted on
05/24/2017 1:36:19 PM PDT by
TADSLOS
(Reset Underway!)
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