FUTURE Headline: Trump tried to assassinate Comey in Oval Office Sub-headline: Used Russian Spetznaz 'death grip' handshake.
Tiffany Trump marries Justin Beiber, and will move into the Lincoln bedroom.
Trump Eats Dog at Indonesian State Dinner; Obama calls for Impeachment due to “Cultural Appropriation”
This is really hard. How do you top the fake news headlines that have already come out?
Loretta Lynch and Hillary Seen Vacationing Together in Aruba
Anonymous Source Says: Trump Clone Eats Baby While Taking Bribe at Midnight in Basement of Russian Embassy.
Trump Blows Nose on Antique Damask Tablecloth at Dinner with Queen Elizabeth in Buckingham Palace, Dems Demand Impeachment, Brits Demand Reparations!
NYT will have article saying that all the investigations could not prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Trump and Russia stole the election from Hillary, the majority of Americans have no doubt that Trump is guilty.
Melania Secretely gives birth to Alien Baby in Whitehouse, Plans to Home School.
Trump Impeached; Misappropriation of Gov’t Resources — Two Scoops of Ice Cream
Trump bought Diebold Election Systems three weeks before election then sold it to Putin!
Compared to the losers that showed up on FaceCrook?
and yes, I did objectify them with the subordinated conjunction of “that”...
Remember the old Laugh In gag “News of the Future”?