Posted on 05/19/2017 1:11:26 PM PDT by wildbill
FUTURE Headline: Trump tried to assassinate Comey in Oval Office Sub-headline: Used Russian Spetznaz 'death grip' handshake.
Tiffany Trump marries Justin Beiber, and will move into the Lincoln bedroom.
Trump Eats Dog at Indonesian State Dinner; Obama calls for Impeachment due to “Cultural Appropriation”
This is really hard. How do you top the fake news headlines that have already come out?
Loretta Lynch and Hillary Seen Vacationing Together in Aruba
Anonymous Source Says: Trump Clone Eats Baby While Taking Bribe at Midnight in Basement of Russian Embassy.
Trump Blows Nose on Antique Damask Tablecloth at Dinner with Queen Elizabeth in Buckingham Palace, Dems Demand Impeachment, Brits Demand Reparations!
NYT will have article saying that all the investigations could not prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Trump and Russia stole the election from Hillary, the majority of Americans have no doubt that Trump is guilty.
Melania Secretely gives birth to Alien Baby in Whitehouse, Plans to Home School.
Trump Impeached; Misappropriation of Gov’t Resources — Two Scoops of Ice Cream
NYT will have article saying that all the investigations could not prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Trump and Russia stole the election from Hillary, the majority of Americans have no doubt that Trump is guilty.
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Some variation on this theme is inevitable. The Left will give us the old where there’s smoke there’s fire argument. The fact that there is no smoke will somehow escape their attention.
Trump bought Diebold Election Systems three weeks before election then sold it to Putin!
C’mon Man! Cowboy up with some creative ability. Do we want those leftist morons to beat us?
Compared to the losers that showed up on FaceCrook?
and yes, I did objectify them with the subordinated conjunction of “that”...
Ah, what a gold mine.. State dinners coming up!
Trump kids Saudi King with Homo joke.
Trump Orders FBI to investigate Grammar Geeks.
Tells trusted anonymous adviser, “Anyone who uses ‘subordinated conjunction’ is probably a threat to the safety of normal Americans.”
But the strawberries, that’s where I had them.
I proved with geometric logic that a duplicate key to the icebox existed.
I could have produced that key. They were protecting some officer...
Hey! I didn’t use language I wanted to use in fairness to JR...LOL
YahhhHHH!!! I’m back on FR!!!
The only smoke in this whole thing is what the MSM is blowing up our @$$÷$.
Remember the old Laugh In gag “News of the Future”?
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