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Man arrested after 'masturbating vigorously' in public because he 'hates Portland'
oregon live ^ | 5/12/17 | Lizzy Acker

Posted on 05/13/2017 4:21:25 AM PDT by martin_fierro

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1 posted on 05/13/2017 4:21:25 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro

Hmmmm, *I* hate Portland. Be right back.


2 posted on 05/13/2017 4:22:07 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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for "masturbating vigorously"

Is there any other way?

3 posted on 05/13/2017 4:23:47 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: martin_fierro

That’s it! I’m out of the contest!


4 posted on 05/13/2017 4:25:08 AM PDT by petercooper (Ryan and McConnell need to go.)
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"And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway...........Now, you can THINK about it... but ...DOOOON'T do it!"

5 posted on 05/13/2017 4:28:44 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: martin_fierro

Pee-wee Herman should have tried this in court.


6 posted on 05/13/2017 4:29:48 AM PDT by Ciaphas Cain (I don't give a damn about your feelings. Try to impress me with your convictions.)
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To: martin_fierro

You hate Portland. Then move somewhere else!


7 posted on 05/13/2017 4:30:09 AM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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He’d rather go to prison than stay in Portland.


8 posted on 05/13/2017 4:30:45 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: martin_fierro

Profiles in the democrat party


9 posted on 05/13/2017 4:31:02 AM PDT by TMA62 (Al Sharpton - The North Korea of race relations)
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To: reg45

Going to prison is what has kept him alive.


10 posted on 05/13/2017 4:31:04 AM PDT by marktwain (President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries.)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Pee wee should see if Huma is dating these days? Besides the Hildavag of course.


11 posted on 05/13/2017 4:33:38 AM PDT by blackdog
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To: martin_fierro

Yep...My first thought, if I saw someone vigorously rubbing one off in public is “That guy must really hate Portland.”


12 posted on 05/13/2017 4:34:34 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: Ciaphas Cain
Pee-wee Herman should have tried this in court.

He got into enough trouble trying this in a movie theater.
13 posted on 05/13/2017 4:35:41 AM PDT by jjsheridan5
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To: martin_fierro

Well you can either do that or write to the mayor.


14 posted on 05/13/2017 4:36:09 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: TMA62
Profiles in the democrat party

Just trying to leave them a donation?

15 posted on 05/13/2017 4:36:19 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: martin_fierro

What a wanker.


16 posted on 05/13/2017 4:39:06 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: martin_fierro

Funny that he hates a city that is well suited for his vile perversions.


17 posted on 05/13/2017 4:39:15 AM PDT by tflabo
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To: mountn man

He just wanted to raise the level of discourse.


18 posted on 05/13/2017 4:39:21 AM PDT by davius (You can roll manure in powdered sugar but that don't make it a jelly doughnut.)
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To: martin_fierro

...must be the cement


19 posted on 05/13/2017 4:40:03 AM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: mountn man

Erections have consequences.


20 posted on 05/13/2017 4:41:20 AM PDT by tflabo
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