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To: nickcarraway
A flight attendant apparently flushed the scorpion down the airplane toilet.

At least they didn't beat it up and pull it off the plane in handcuffs.

5 posted on 05/12/2017 10:46:32 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: Opinionated Blowhard
At least they didn't beat it up and pull it off the plane in handcuffs.

How do you know that?

We do know that the poor critter was probly waterboarded!

Shame!

7 posted on 05/12/2017 10:52:41 AM PDT by publius911 (I SUPPORT MY PRESIDENT?)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard; nickcarraway

” A flight attendant apparently flushed the scorpion down the airplane toilet. “

Oh the humanity! Wait till the scorpion’s lawyers and PETA are done with United. That blue water in the toilet is hell on the scorpion’s complexion.


10 posted on 05/12/2017 10:56:14 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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