LOL!! Best insanity plea, EVER. HA!HA!HA!
If I was a student again, I would make it my lifes work to put out a new superly creative, difficult to remove, Trump sign daily. Especially if there was a safe space, I would elaborately carve an artistic trump sign with greek gods and ivy leaves into the wood of the door frame and the door to the safe space. Every day would have to top the previous