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To: House Atreides

Times to pee when traveling:

15 min before boarding starts
10 min after the seat belt sign is turned off after take off
40 before landing while the seat belt sign is still off
After you land at one of the airport restrooms

Plan accordingly


21 posted on 05/10/2017 7:25:57 AM PDT by taxcontrol
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To: taxcontrol

Excellent plan for those of us who are not “special snowflakes”.


22 posted on 05/10/2017 7:28:29 AM PDT by House Atreides (Send BOTH Hillary & Bill to prison)
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To: taxcontrol

Times to pee when traveling:

15 min before boarding starts
10 min after the seat belt sign is turned off after take off
40 before landing while the seat belt sign is still off
After you land at one of the airport restrooms

Plan accordingly


So plan for this:

Got to the airport 3 hours early.
Spent almost 2-1/2 hours in TSA line due to malfunctioning equipment. Many people missed flights.
Got to gate just as boarding started but figured I still had time to pee before boarding.
Found that bathroom was closed due to remodeling.
Boarded plane.
30 minutes into flight seatbelt light still on.
Flight is bumpy and Pilot finally announces that seatbelt light will probably remain on for entire 4-1/2 flight.
Of course, flight attendants have been handing out drinks the entire time.
Hilarity ensues.
Finally to quell rioting, attendants start letting people get up one at a time to use the restrooms.


42 posted on 05/10/2017 11:36:22 AM PDT by chaosagent (Remember, no matter how you slice it, forbidden fruit still tastes the sweetest!)
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