Since people are much more likely to be attacked by animals then they are by humans, I have started teaching an animal self-defense class. It starts out teaching you how to defend yourself against a charging goose or a yipping Chihuahua. By the time you are a black belt, you should be able to defend yourself against large gorillas or grizzly bears.
I already have 3 people signed up for it!
LOL!
A goose once bit my sister.
Animal massage is the next big thing. You should combine animal defense with massage. Get that charging griz calmed down and make him your BFF. You’ll make a killing.