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To: nickcarraway

Since people are much more likely to be attacked by animals then they are by humans, I have started teaching an animal self-defense class. It starts out teaching you how to defend yourself against a charging goose or a yipping Chihuahua. By the time you are a black belt, you should be able to defend yourself against large gorillas or grizzly bears.

I already have 3 people signed up for it!


3 posted on 05/09/2017 9:07:09 PM PDT by MNDude (God is not a Republican, but Satan is certainly a Democratt)
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To: MNDude

LOL!


5 posted on 05/09/2017 9:11:21 PM PDT by Aria (2017: Stay strong POTUS - the left lost control of trillions & will do anything to regain power.)
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To: MNDude

A goose once bit my sister.


8 posted on 05/09/2017 9:13:48 PM PDT by digger48
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To: MNDude

Animal massage is the next big thing. You should combine animal defense with massage. Get that charging griz calmed down and make him your BFF. You’ll make a killing.


9 posted on 05/09/2017 9:20:24 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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