[BlueLancer]

"You have no facts and your father anally abused you."

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries ...

[Lazamataz]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

True. However, my father was a priest in the Los Zetas Missionary Church, which is the finest religious organization in the world.

The Los Zetas are incredible, wonderful, Christlike people.