I once dated a girl who looked like Christy Brinkley, spent my money like Chelsea Clinton and put out like mother Theresa.
I mean, how many nights a week does a girl have to wash and set her hair?
How many weekends do they have family get togethers?
How many weeks a month does a girl have her period?
So, now I know who was dating my GF. You poor b***ard.
When they look like Christie Brinkley they can wash and set their hair several times a day.