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To: DUMBGRUNT
I've got a great marketing scheme for jeans.

I remember working at a sewage treatment plant for a few months.
After I left, I threw my work clothes out, because no matter how many times, or how I washed them, I just couldn't get the smell out.

How about dirty jeans that smell like a sewage plant?

Nothing says hard work, like a dirty, SMELLY pair of jeans.

I bet I could sell them for $750 a pair.

Display them near the front door of Nordstroms at Woodfield, so that the scent can waft through the mall. Guaranteed to draw more people to Nordstroms.

9 posted on 04/26/2017 7:56:05 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: mountn man

I like the way you think ...


13 posted on 04/26/2017 7:59:27 AM PDT by NorthMountain (The Democrats ... have lost their grip on reality -DJT)
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To: mountn man

I will sell you some for half that!
Such a deal!!
We buy, we sell, we trade!!!
New! Used! Wholesale and retail!

90 days same as cash.

But wait, there’s more...
Let’s make a deal.


17 posted on 04/26/2017 8:06:09 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (Go Trump!)
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