Here in `frisco, we're conflicted on lard. I know that lard eaters tend to be happy folks, but gee, beans. I just don't know, they're so `noisy'. Hmmm, what a world.
I may try spreading Lard-B-Gone on my refried beans. That way I have the rejuvenation of pure leaf lard and I can keep my girlish figure. Frank Fartknocker, Castro & Haight St.