[then they hit him in the head with a skateboard]
Well now. There goes the whole brothers-in-arms thingy right out the window.
Wonder which was worse? The mace or the skateboard to the face?
(of course he deserved all he got - and from his buddies, too, lol)
I wonder what lesson the maced guy will take away with him.
A, These AntiFa guys are stupid thugs; I want nothing more to do with them.
Or:
B, I’ll need to superglue my mask to my face next time.