[tumblindice]

What’s the first rule of flying United?
You don’t talk about flying United.

[fieldmarshaldj]

I thought it was JetBlue you didn’t talk about flying.

[cynwoody]

What’s the first rule of flying United? You don’t talk about flying United.

Back in the days of National Airlines, it was all about "Fly me".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XawRcZWgBPw