At the annual Schweikart Earth Day Tire Burning, we invite people to arrive in a clunker at least 30 years old belching smoke. You’re asked to bring a covered dish of a nearly extinct animal-—Spotted Owl Surprise or Snail Darter Stew are perennial favorites-—and in the afternoon we have our eagles vs. condor race through a nearby windfarm.
Isn’t Earth day where you get to murder your girl friend and stuff her in a trunk?
Have them drive Studabakers then.