These “students” need to go back to their parent’s basement because they are clearly too immature to function in the world.
Well.... it is junk food. Perhaps another junk food style restaurant is what they need. Or perhaps a fattening food junk shoppette would be more to their munchie state of mind. A pho bar? A real NY Deli?
Keep in mind: If they are fed Ultra High cholesterol they will leave us sooner.
Or, (the ultimate slap in the face) close everything down except the cafeteria.