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Definitely not kidding.
Other than the fact that the stuff was designed by the guy that designed the malefactors, I doubt that anyone will ever have an answer for that.
Its been a part of human life as long as there has been human life.
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I take back my recommendation for the Margarita. I assume you also follow this advice?
1 Timothy 5:23 - Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach’s sake and thine often infirmities.